ProJo: Pedestrian struck by parked car in East Providence

Actually, no. Someone drove their car into another car which was then pushed into the pedestrian. The parked car did not achieve sentience and lash out at the pedestrian.

Daniel Major, 26, was driving south on Willett Avenue, when he lost control of the car, according to East Providence Police Lt. Christopher Francesconi.

Francesconi said the car spun out of control, rolled over, and crashed into a parked Toyota Corolla. That vehicle then rolled into the 27-year-old woman, who had been walking down that street.